fuck philly

i hate that city more than anything. going there is an utter waste of my time, i only had fun for about an hour, and that was because of the weather. there was one day that was great but other than that, i want the last week of my life back. THANKS.

burn in hell you shit hole. voted the most overweight city in the U.S., the ugliest city in the U.S., and the city that goes to bed by 9. what a terrible spring break.

no seriously that city fucking sucks. its not cool, its not hip, its not artsy. the music scene is a joke, people constantly use these adjectives to justify living in philly. stop trying to make philly happen because it never will.

go take your stupid ass bike that you bought with your tax return, lube it up with cheez wiz (shouldnt be hard to find because of the billion cheesesteak places) and shove it up your stupid scummy hipster asshole.